3 August 1999

Elder Pfister and I were walking to an appointment last night.  We saw two dogs who had just barely finished having sex.  The thing is, when dogs have sex, the male's organ swells up, and they can't pull apart for a minute or two.  Elder Pfister scared them.  The female ran while the male was still trapped.  She dragged him by the dick.  That was some high yelping and squealing.  We laughed our butts off.  Poor dog.